Bikini Bottoms for a Perky Looking Butt

Slipi care fac fundul sa para mai bombat

Stiu ca abia a inceput luna martie si eu deja vorbesc de costume de baie, dar 1. de ce sa nu ne gandim inca de pe acum la ceva frumos (adica la vacanta de vara), nu?; 2. deja costumele de baie au inceput sa apara in magazine, o data cu noile colectii, iar la Asos nu numai ca au aparut, dar unele s-au si epuizat; 3. eu am fost deja la mare pe anul asta, asa ca am avut prilejul sa-mi analizez si reconsider colectia de costume de baie (si sa-mi expun corpul proaspat indopat de Craciun si Revelion in toata grandoarea sa… dar asta este alta poveste, trista, pentru alta ocazie).

Revenind la slipii de care ziceam: banuiesc ca toata lumea isi doreste un fund bombat si cu atat mai mult daca sunteti ca mine si aveti mai degraba problema inversa celei cu care se confrunta Kim Kardashian, de exemplu, adica nu numai ca nu riscati sa va pierdeti slipii pe plaja, ci vi se ridica mai spre jumatatea spatelui.

Ei bine, cred ca am o veste buna – slipii brazilieni (“pe jumatate de fund”) fronsati la spate:

EN: I know March has only just begun and here I am, already talking about swimwear, but 1. why shouldn’t we be thinking about something pleasant (the summer holidays, that is), right?; 2. swimwear has already appeared in stores and on the Asos website, not only has it appeared, but some styles are almost out of stock; 3. I’ve already been to the seaside this year and thus had the opportunity to consider and revise my swimwear collection (and to expose myself to the world – well, some of it anyway – in far from tip top shape, so soon after the Christmas and New Year’s overeating episodes. But that’s a sad story for another time).

Enough explaining, back to the “magical” bikinis in question: I suppose everyone wants a perky butt and all the more so if you’re somewhat like me, at the other end of the spectrum compared to Kim Kardashian, say, as far as bikini bottoms are concerned.

Well, I may have some good news – bikini bottoms with a ruched back:

slipi bikini brazilieni pe jumatate de fund

slipi brazilieni pe jumatate de fund fronsati care fac fundul sa para bombatAsos Mix and Match Micro Brazilian Pant with ruching in Black and Diva Purple – 6£ here and here;
Slip brazilian fronsat la spate – negru si mov – 6£ (aprox. 31 ron) la Asos, aici si aici.

Nu cred ca pot sa explic fenomenul in termeni decenti, dar banuiesc ca va dati voi seama cam ce se intampla acolo (pe langa faptul ca slipii sunt fronsati, imi place ca nu sunt drepti la spate, ci putin decoltati – ceea ce ii face sa nu fie genul foarte familiar mie, care au – pe mine – talia joasa in fata si talia sus la spate, daca se poate spune asa. Oare doar mie mi se intampla asta???). Oricum, cel mai bine vedeti pe manechinul in miscare.

Eu mi-am cumparat din cei negri, marimea 10 (ii gasiti aici). Mai sunt rosii, aici (tot doar marimi mari) si portocalii, disponibili deocamdata in toate marimile (aici). Sper sa mai apara si alte culori pentru ca eu ma declar fan, iar pretul mi se pare foarte prietenos.

EN: I don’t think I can explain the phenomenon at work here without being indecent :), but I guess you can figure it out for yourselves (besides the ruching, I also love the slightly curved, V-shaped back – which prevents these bottoms from riding up your back and creating the undesirable “low waist in the front, high waist in the back effect”, which I get a lot. Or is it just me???).

I got these in black, size 10 (you can find them here, but only sizes 14 and 16 are still currently available). There’s also a red version here (same sizes again, unfortunately – they’ve sold like hotcakes!) and an orange one, here, which you can still find in all sizes. I hope more colours will appear because I’ve become a fan of the style and the price is great.

Mi-am cumparat si asa:
EN: I also bought these, in size XS:

brazilian bikini bottoms with ruching that make your butt look perkyROXY Flora Paradiso Seamless Boy Brief – 15£ at Asos, here;
Slip brazilian ROXY Flora Paradiso – 15£ (aprox. 78 ron) la Asos, aici.

Roxy fiind marca australiana, m-am gandit ca au marimi mai mari, pe stilul american, asa ca mi-am luat marimea XS si bine am facut, sunt superincantata de ei: au siret pe laterale, deci se pot ajusta pe latime si nu creeaza sunculite, iar talia – care ma temeam ca va fi prea joasa vazand pozele de la Asos – este tocmai cat trebuie pe mine, pentru ca probabil am torso-ul mai scurt decat al manechinului Asos. (Cica se zice “trunchi”, nu “torso” in romana, dar parca suna a “trunchi de merluciu la tava”, asa ca prefer sa ma spurc cu “furculision-ul” asta).

EN: I was worried that the waist would be too low on these, but luckily it’s not nearly as low on me as on the Asos model (probably because she has a much longer torso), so these have instantly become my new favourite bikini bottoms.

A treia si ultima varianta pe care am descoperit-o e asta, cu volanas pe margini si fundita la spate (si un mic decupaj care… hmm… s-ar putea sa fie cam prea mult):

EN: The third and final style I’ve found is the one below, which also has a frilly edge and a small cut-out at the back which… hmm… might be a bit too much:

brazilian bikini with ruching at the back that make your behind look perkySeafolly Shimmer Mini Hipster Bikini Pant in Salsa (red) – 36£ here;
Slip brazilian Seafolly rosu – 36£ (aprox. 187 ron) aici. (E posibil sa fie lucios).

slipi brazilieni pe jumatate de fund fronsati care fac posteriorul sa para bombat Seafolly Festival Mini Hipster Bikini Pant – 39£ here;
Slip brazilian multicolor Seafolly – 39£ (aprox. 200 ron) aici.

Iata si modele de slipi brazilieni care nu sunt fronsati la spate:
EN: And here are some styles of Brazilian bikini pants without ruching:

asos monochrome black and white graphic print brazilian bikini pant bottomBikini/ slipi brazilieni cu imprimeu grafic alb/ negru – 8£ (aprox. 41 ron) la Asos, aici;
Asos Mix & Match Brazilian Bikini Pant in monochrome graphic print – 8£ here.

bikini slipi brazilieni pe jumatate de fund feseSlipi/ bikini brazilieni – 12£ la Asos, aici;
Asos Rossetti Print Micro Tie Side Brazilian Bikini Pant – 12£ here.

O saptamana frumoasa si insorita!

Have a great, sunny week, everyone!