The Dark Side of the Force: The Optical Illusion Dress gone Wrong

Rochiile “iluzie optica” sunt de obicei menite sa creeze senzatia unei talii subtiri si mi se par o idee excelenta.
In cazul de fata insa designerii s-au gandit probabil ca ar fi cazul sa incerce ceva inedit si sa se adreseze celor care isi doresc un look cu burta, solduri late si o mare pata pe fund… Sa nu-mi spuneti ca sunteti atat de demodate incat nu intelegeti trendy-flendy-ul acestei abordari :D!.
(Gasiti rochia aiciin cazul in care doriti sa faceti cuiva special un cadou deosebit de urat sau sa va pacaliti prietenul ca ati ramas insarcinate :D.)

EN: Optical illusion dresses are generally meant to create the illusion of a slimmer waist and I think they are a brilliant idea.
In this case however the designers seem to have thought that the slim waist look is totally overrated and that it was time for something edgier: the big belly, wide hips and huge stain on your butt look. Don’t tell me you are so old-fashioned that you don’t get the appeal of this approach :D!
(You can buy the dress herein case you want to give that special someone in your life a really ugly present or trick your boyfriend into thinking that you’re pregnant :D.)

Ca sa nu ramaneti cu o asemenea imagine in minte si sa visati urat la noapte, iata cum ar trebui sa arate o rochie “iluzie optica”:
EN: To wipe that image from your retinas, here’s how an optical illusion dress should look like:

Purple lace overlay dress, from Dorothy Perkins; it’s 35£ and you can buy it here (until November 18th everything is 25% off online, so the the dress actually costs 26,25£);
Rochie mov cu insertie de dantela, de la Dorothy Perkins; costa 35£ (aprox. 200 ron) si o gasiti aici (pana pe 18 noiembrie toate produsele au reducere de 25%, asa ca pretul este de fapt 150 ron).

(Stiu, o sa ziceti ca v-am mai aratat rochia (aici), dar de fapt este o reeditare a aceleia, care aproape s-a epuizat – dovada ca aleg numai lucruri frumoase :D.)

EN (I know, you’ll say I’ve shown you this dress before (here), but this is in fact a new edition of that dress, which is now almost sold-out. So you see, I only bring you the best of the best :D.)