Catty

Haine si accesorii cu pisici – pentru ca acoperisul devine fierbinte :) :
EN: Clothes and accessories with cats – because the tin roofs are getting hot :) :

1.

Lazy Oaf cat Kitty Tote BagLazy Oaf Kitty Tote Bag – 8,50£ at Asos, here;
Geanta/ sacosa cu pisica – 8,50£ (aprox. 44 ron) la Asos, aici.

2.

Reverse Skater Dress With Cat FaceReverse White Skater Dress with Cat Face – 45£ at Asos, here;
Rochie cu imprimeu pisica – 45£ (aprox. 234 ron) la Asos, aici.

Sau:

rochie cu imprimeu pisicaRochie cu imprimeu pisica – 60 ron la Zega Store, aici. (Rochia exista si pe negru si roz/ coraiaici si aici).

EN: Sorry guys, this store only delivers in Romania.

3.

TUK Black Polka Dot Cat Bow Mid Court ShoesTUK Black Polka Dot Cat Bow Mid Court Shoes – 49,99 at New Look, here;
Pantofi cu pisica cu toc – negri, cu buline albe – 49,99 (aprox. 260 ron) la New Look, aici.

modcloth pink cat shoes with kitten heelsMeow’s the Time – Cat Heels in pink and grey with white polka dots – 58$ at Modcloth, here (also available in beige – here);

Pantofi cu fata de pisica, cu mustati si fundita (si toc!) – roz, cu buline albe – 58$ (aprox. 195 ron) la Modcloth, aici (disponibili si pe bej, aici).

4.

lazy oaf Black Cat Body with tailLazy Oaf Black Cat Body, complete with tail – 45£ at Asos, here;
Body cu pisica cu codita – 45£ (aprox. 234 ron) la Asos, aici.

5.

pantofi cu pisica hotstepper cu toc rosu cu negruPantofi rosu cu negru cu pisica (si toc inalt) – Revolution Chat Noir – 400 ron la Hotstepper, aici.
EN: Sorry guys, this store only delivers in Romania.

6.

ceramic cat face jewellery ring dishAsos Ceramic Cat Face Jewellery/ Ring Dish – 8£ here;
Suport ceramic pentru bijuterii in forma de pisica – 8£ (aprox. 41 ron) la Asos, aici.

Iata si ce ati putea pune in acest suport, tot pe baza de pisici, desigur:
EN: And here’s what you might want to keep in this dish:

7.

asos cat face ringAsos Gold Cat Face ring – 6£ here;
Inel in forma de pisica – 6£ (aprox. 31 ron) la Asos, aici.

8.

brosa pisica fimo masuta cu floriBrose pisicuta handmade, din fimo – Masuta cu Flori, aici.
EN: Sorry guys, these cuties are only available in Romania.

Nu garantez ca le mai are (au fost facute pe post de martisoare), dar Mihaela de la Masuta cu Flori este principala mea sursa de brose cu pisici (si alte animalute dragute):

brose pisica pisicuta handmade din pieleO parte a colectiei mele de brose cu pisicute de la Masuta cu Flori. Ce pot sa zic, “Miau” placut :).

9.

cercei pisica albastri bleuCercei pisica aqua/ turcoaz – 14,99 ron la Catryoshka, aici.
EN: Sorry guys, this store only delivers in Romania.

10. & 11.

black cat panther necklace and collar tipsBlack Cat (Panther?) Necklace and Collar Tips – 20£ here and 12£ here at Motel Rocks; (the collar tips are also available in whitehere);

Colier cu pandantiv pisica (sau alta felina mai periculoasa, gen pantera) si varfuri pentru guler (nu ma intrebati la ce folosesc!) in forma de pisica – 20£ (aprox. 106 ron) aici si 12£ (aprox. 63 ron) aici la Motel Rocks.

12.

black cat ringBlack Cat Ring – 6£ at Motel Rocks, here;
Inel pisica – 6£ (aprox. 32 ron) la Motel Rocks, aici.

13. & 14.

topshop grey cat t shirt teeThe Mountain 3d White cat Kitten T Shirt

Grey Cat Tee – 16£ at Topshop, here, and The Mountain White (fluffy) Kitten 3D T-Shirt – 22£ at Asos, here;
Tricou gri cu pisica – 16£ (aprox. 83 ron) la Topshop, aici, si Tricou cu pisica 3D (alba si pufoasa :)) – 22£ (aprox. 114 ron) la Asos, aici.

15.

modcloth beige cotton tote bag with peeking catLook What the Cat Bag-ged In Tote Bag with grey cat peeking out from the front pocket – 40$ at Modcloth, here;
Geanta cu pisica ascunsa in buzunar – 40$ (aprox. 134 ron) la Modcloth, aici.

EN: As Modcloth wonderfully put it, it’s “a ‘paws’-itively ‘purr’-poseful bag for carrying around all your supplies and sundries”. Awwwww…

16.

ochelari de soare cat eye retro cat eye sunglassesOchelari de soare cat eye – albi si maro de la Asos, 10£ (aprox. 52 ron) aici si aici (eu am din cei maro) si maro si negri de la Meli Melo, 29,99 ron aici si aici;

Cat Eye Sunglasses – white and brown from Asos – 10£ each here and here (I have the brown ones) & brown and black from Meli Melo – 6,70€ here and here.

motel black cat eye sunglassesBlack Cat Eye Sunglasses – 18£ at Motel Rocks, here;
Ochelari de soare cat eye negri – 18£ (aprox. 95 ron) aici.

17.

charlotte olympia kitty pumps and slippers in velvet and silver glitterCharlotte Olympia Kitty embroidered velvet pumps (565€) and slippers, in silver glitter (595€) and black velvet (525€) – available at Net-à-Porter, here, here and here;

Pantofi cu toc si balerini pisica Charlotte Olympia – ii gasiti la Net-à-Porter – 565€ aici, 595€ aici si 525€ aici. Un mi(au)zilic :).

Acum si in varianta budget-friendly de la Mini Prix:

balerini pisicuta pisica mini prix ieftiniBalerini pisicuta din material textil – 49 ron la Mini Prix, aici. (Disponibili si pe bejaici -, portocaliuaici – si galbenaici).

18. & 19.

tricou alb imprimeu pisica purr cu papion cu strasuri tricou alb imprimeu pisica cu papion aplicat

Tricou alb cu imprimeu pisica (vampirita :)) si strasuri – 34,99 ron la Catryoshka, aici;
Tricou cu imprimeu pisica si papion aplicat – 29,99 ron la Catryoshka, aici.

EN: Sorry guys, this store only delivers in Romania.

20. & 21.

Paul & Joe cat print Lipstick CasePaul & Joe Cat cream Blusher Stick

Paul & Joe Lipstick Case in cat print – 6£ here – and Cat Blusher Stick – 21£ here;
Suport pentru ruj cu pisici – 6£ (aprox. 31 ron) aici – si Blush stick in forma de pisica – 21£ (aprox. 109 ron) aici.

22. & 23.

ASOS white Vest with Peeking KittenASOS white Maternity T Shirt With Kitten Pocket

Asos White Vest with peeking kitten – 14£ here – and White Maternity T-Shirt with Kitten Pocket – 9,50£ here;
Maieu alb cu pisicuta – 14£ (aprox. 73 ron) aici – si Tricou pentru gravide cu pisicuta in buzunar – 9,50£ (aprox. 50 ron) aici.

O descoperire uimitoare si fascinanta, se pare ca locul preferat al pisicilor este in buzunar, pentru ca iata inca una:

EN: Here’s some fascinating insight into cats’ behaviour: apparently their favourite place in the world is inside a pocket, because here’s yet another cat-in-a-pocket item:

24.

grey cat in pocket sweaterGrey Sweater with peekaboo cat pocket – 14,99 at New Look, here;
Pulover cu pisica in buzunar – 14,99 (aprox. 78 ron) la New Look, aici.

25.

new look tan cat face purseTan Cat Face Purse – 3,99£ at New Look, here;
Portofel mic pentru monede, cu pisica – 3,99£ (aprox. 21 ron) at New Look, aici.

26. & 27.

Lazy Oaf Cat Socks with earsasos opaque and sheer cat suspender tights

Lazy Oaf black Cat Socks (with tiny ears) – 8£ here – and Asos Cat Suspender Tights here (they kinda look like Batman to me though);

Sosete cu pisica (si urechiuse) – 8£ (aprox. 41 ron) aici – si Dresuri stil portjartier cu pisica (sau asa zice Asos, pentru ca mie imi seamana cu Batman) – tot 8£ aici.

28.

river island cream cat print skater skirtRiver Island Cream Cat Print Skater Skirt – 22£ here or here;
Fusta cu pisici River Island – 22£ (aprox. 114 ron) aici sau aici.

29.

modcloth midi cat dress with lots of cat facesModcloth Hooked on a Feline Midi Dress with Cat Print – 90$ here;
Rochie midi cu (multe, multe) pisici – 90$ (aprox. 303 ron) la Modcloth, aici.

O rochie pentru cineva care iubeste un pic cam prea mult pisicile, dar si stilul anilor 50 (posibil pentru ca atunci era in floarea varstei).
EN: A pretty (creepy) dress for someone who loves cats just a tad too much and also 50’s style ladylike dresses. Could be anybody, right? (I just hope it’s not somebody who lives near me, though…).

30.

esarfa cu pisici din bumbacEsarfa cu pisici Meli Melo – 19,99 ron aici;
Cotton Cat scarf – 4,40€ at Meli Melo, here.

31.

tricou cat woman ieftin miniprixTricou Cat Woman, din bumbac – 29 ron la MiniPrix, aici.

32. & 33.

white fabric cat flats slipper shoestuk black cat flats

White Cat Flats/ Slipper Shoes – 63$ at Modcloth, here;
Balerini/ Mocasini albi cu pisica – 63$ (aprox. 210 ron) la Modcloth, aici.

TUK Black Cat Ballet Flats with tail at the back :) – 39,99£ at New Look, here;
Balerini negri cu pisica si codita la spate :) – 39,99£ (aprox. 208 ron) la New Look, aici.

34.

lazy oaf pink cropped kitty cat t shirtLazy Oaf Pink Kitty Cropped T-Shirt – 35£ at Asos, here;
Tricou roz scurt cu pisica – 35£ (aprox. 180 ron) la Asos, aici.

35.

modcloth black cat print umbrellaWhen It Rains, It Paws Umbrella with cat print – 30$ at Modcloth, here;
Umbrela cu pisici – 30$ (aprox. 100 ron) at Modcloth, aici.

“It’s raining cats! Hallelujah!”

36.

Worn By siamese cats t shirtSiamese Cats T-Shirt – 32£ at Asos, here;
Tricou cu pisici siameze – 32£ (aprox. 166 ron) la Asos, aici.

37.

modcloth black cat print leggingsBlack Cat Leggings 30$ at Modcloth, here;
Colanti cu pisici – 30$ (aprox. 100 ron) la Modcloth, aici.

 

38.

tricou cu pisica cu ochelariTricou cu pisica cu ochelari “Mademoiselle” (desigur :)!) – 27,99 ron la Catryoshka, aici.

39.

cat wearing glasses t shirtCat with glasses T-Shirt – 22£ at Asos, here;
Tricou cu pisica cu ochelari – 22£ (aprox. 114 ron) la Asos, aici.

40.

asos cat ears headbandAsos Cat Ears Headband – 6£ here; (you can find a similar, albeit droopier one, at Topshop, here, and here there’s an entire post about headbands and other headgear with ears);

Bentita cu urechi de pisica – 6£ (aprox. 31 ron) la Asos, aici; (gasiti una similara, dar cu urechile putin mai blegi, la Topshop, aici, iar aici este un articol intreg despre bentite – si alte chestii de pus pe cap – cu urechi).

41.

boohoo black and white cat print bikiniCat Print Bikini – 18£/ 28€ at Boohoo, here;
Costum de baie cu sutien cu imprimeu pisica – 28€ (aprox. 123 ron) la Boohoo, aici.

Cred ca trebuie sa ai ceva tarie de caracter ca sa porti asa ceva, pentru ca probabil toata lumea o sa vrea sa mangaie pisica sau alte chestii asemanatoare :)…

EN: You’d have to be a brave soul to wear something like this: I’d rather not think further than the obvious (at least to me) “can I pet your kitty” comment, but I’m sure there are plenty of people out there with dirtier minds than mine :)…

42.

river island white cat moustache t shirtRiver Island Cat Moustache T-Shirt – 18£ here;
Tricou cu pisica cu mustata (de om), marca River Island – 18£ (aprox. 93 ron) aici.

43.

cat shaped penThe Purrfect Pen (Cat Shaped Pen) – 3,50£ at New Look, here;
Pix in forma de pisica – 3,50£ (aprox. 18 ron) la New Look, aici.

44.

50s style kitty cat cardigan black50’s style kitty cat cardigan – 23,99£ here;
Cardigan/ Pulover cu pisica – 23,99£ (aprox. 127 ron) aici.

45.

the devious book for catsThe Devious Book for Cats by Fluffy & Bonkers – 20$ at Modcloth, here;
Cartea Pisicii Siretescrisa de Pufulet si Nebunila (nu, n-am innebunit!) – 20$ (aprox. 67 ron) la Modcloth aici.

In caz ca nu stiati ce sa-i cititi pisicii la culcare, aceasta carte cuprinde cateva sfaturi practice si invataturi intelepte care vor fi de folos oricarei pisici. De exemplu: cum sa-ti mentii un standard ridicat al vietii dupa ce ti-au fost taiate ghearele; cum sa-ti trezesti stapanii dimineata; ce sa faci cand nu te mai poti da jos din copac s.a.m.d.

EN: As Modcloth put it, this manual is “exactly what your kitty would pre-‘fur’ in its library”.

 Have a purr-fect day everyone!

 

Pick of the Day: Dog-Shaped Clutch

dog clutch, plic geanta in forma de caine, dog shaped clutch bag, haine accesorii cu animale, animal clutch bag, animal shaped clutch bag, cute animals on clothes accessories, dog bagDog-shaped Clutch in tan, beige/ nude or green – 20€ at Pepa Loves, here;
Plic in forma de caine, maro, bej sau verde – 20€ (aprox. 90 ron) la Pepa Loves, aici.

Am descoperit recent magazinul online spaniol Pepa Loves unde, desi nu exista prea multe articole, am gasit mai multe chestii dragute. E un semn bun, zic eu, cand nu trebuie sa frunzaresti virtual zeci de pagini ca sa dai de ceva interesant. (Stiu ca probabil oamenii normali renunta sa se uite pe un site daca nu le place ceva de la primele articole. Ei bine, eu NU sunt unul din acesti oameni. Eu merg intotdeauna pana la capat, pentru ca am taria de caracter necesara. Asta, plus faptul ca nu vreau sa fiu vesnic bantuita de gandul ca poate pe pagina 49 sau 99 era rochia visurilor mele – am multe visuri – si am ratat-o din lene).

Desi, bineinteles, o rochie a fost cea care m-a manat aici, plicul in forma de caine mi s-a parut cel mai de impact. Puteti alege intre doua nuante neutre, mature :), care merg cu orice (dar nu ceva cu pisici!) – maro si nude – sau un verde in trend.

Ce ziceti: ati purta asa ceva sau e mai degraba pentru nepotica de 5 ani? Eu, una, sunt bizar fascinata de gentile in forma de animalute, asa ca as purta bucuroasa cainele asta.

EN: I’ve recently come across Spanish online store Pepa Loves and, although they don’t have many products, I did manage to find some very cute stuff. It’s usually a good sign, I think, when you don’t have to browse through dozens of pages in order to come across something bookmark/ whishlist-worthy. (Well, I know most of you probably just give up looking if you haven’t found anything interesting on the first page(s). Not me, though. I always look at EVERYTHING. No matter how long it takes. No mater how tired I may be. Yep, that’s me and my moral strength. That and the fact that I don’t want to be forever haunted by the thought that “What if on page 49 or 99 there was the dress of my dreams – I have many dreams – and I’ve missed it out of sheer laziness?” No siree, ain’t gonna happen!)

Although it was of course a dress that initially lured me to this website, I thought the dog-shaped clutch would make a more interesting post. You can choose between two grown-up :), go-with-everything (except a cat!) colourways – tan and nude – and a trendy green. (Didn’t you hear? Green dogs are all the rage!)

So what do you think: would you wear it or is it something you’d buy for your 5-year-old niece? I, for one, find myself strangely attracted to animal shaped bags/ clutches, so I’d happily wear this dog.

Iata si cum arata la purtator:
EN: This is what it looks like when worn:

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Forma, ca forma, dar mie privirea sfioasa/ vinovata/ banuitoare a cainelui mi se pare irezistibila…
EN: The shape is cute enough, but it’s that shy/ guilty/ suspicious look on the mutt’s face that I find totally irresistible…

Si, daca tot am atins acest subiect: ati vazut geanta cu vulpita de la Accessorize?

EN: Since we’re on the subject of bags that are shaped like animals, have you seen the Fox Bag available at Accessorize

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owl bag, plic geanta in forma de bufnita, animal clutch bag, animal shaped clutch bag, cute animals on clothes accessories, owl shaped clutch bag, haine accesorii cu animale

Mi se pare chiar mai draguta decat cea cu bufnita de anul trecut (care inca se mai gaseste), iar la primul Groupon cu 50% reducere la Accessorize nu cred c-o s-o ratez – ca s-o fac cadou nepotelei mele de 5 ani, bineinteles :).

EN: I like it even more than the Owl one from last year and I have a good mind to buy it – in order to give it to my 5-year-old niece, of course :).

accessorize brown tan cross body owl bag to buy onlineBrown/ tan across body owl bag – £25 here;
Geanta bufnita – £25 (aprox. 135 ron) la Accessorize, aici.

Iar anul acesta au scos si cei de la Meli Melo un model de geanta in forma de bufnita, un pic mai ieftina si mai mare decat cea de la Accessorize:

EN: Another owl-shaped bag from Meli Melo (this one is a little bigger):

plic geanta in forma de bufnita, owl shaped clutch bag

plic geanta in forma de bufnita, owl shaped clutch bag

Geanta in forma de bufnita Meli Melo – 100 ron aici si aici;
Meli Melo Owl Shaped Bag – 22,20€ here and here.

Inca un model dragut de geanta de la Accessorize:

EN: Another cute bag from Accessorize:

accessorize russian doll bagRussian doll cross body bag – £12,50 here;
Geanta in forma de papusa Matrioska – £12,50 (aprox. 67 ron) aici.

Eu insa m-am indragostit de geanta asta in forma de scoica:

EN: I’ve totally fallen in love with this seashell-shaped bag:

20s inspired light pale pink seashell bag to buy onlinePale pink and cream shell bag – £35 here;
Geanta roz deschis/ crem in forma de scoica – £35 (aprox. 189 ron) aici.

Motivul scoica e specific anilor ’20, care e una din perioadele din moda care ma fascineaza cel mai mult, dar adevarul-adevarat e ca ce ma atrage cel mai mult la geanta asta e ca m-as simti un pic ca o “zirena” purtand-o :). (“Micuta Sirena” – de fapt “Ariel, fecioara marii” – pentru ca asa era tradus din germana :) – a fost primul film Disney pe care l-am avut, imediat dupa Revolutie, asa ca intelegeti de ce m-a marcat…)

EN: The shell motif is typical of 20’s fashion, which I’m fascinated with, but, truth be told, what really draws me to this lovely, lovely bag is the fact that I’d feel a little bit like a (not so little) mermaid wearing it: and what girl (or soon to be middle-aged woman) doesn’t want that, I ask you :)?!?

Happy Shopping!

Just like a Flamingo

flamingo t shirt, tricou cu flamingoAsos Oversized T-Shirt with Flamingo print – 14£ here (also available in Petite and Maternity ranges);
Tricou cu imprimeu pasare flamingo – 14£ (aprox. 72 ron) aici (disponibil si in gama Petite si cea pentru Gravide).

Va doreati de mult sa aratati ca o pasare flamingo? Daca da, ei bine, acum puteti. Ma rog, veti un fel de flamingo mutant, cu doua capete (al vostru si cel de pe tricou), dar nu cred ca asta va va face mai putin gratioase :).

EN: Have you always wanted to look like a flamingo? Well, now you can. OK, it may be a sort of mutant flamingo, with two heads (your own and the one on the T-shirt), but I doubt a little thing like that will detract from your grace :).

flamingo face

Daca aceasta abordare a look-ului flamingo vi se pare totusi prea mult, va sugerez un pandantiv:
EN: If, for some reason, you’re finding this approach to the flamingo look too “in you face” (pun intended – the darn beaky thing literally IS in your face!), may I suggest a more subtle one, by means of a flamingo pendant necklace:

pink flamingo pendant necklacePink Flamingo Necklace – 7,50£ at Dorothy Perkins, here;
Colier cu pandantiv flamingo roz – 7,50£ (aprox. 39 ron) la Dorothy Perkins, aici.

Ca sa pastram tema “acvatica”, v-as sugera sa combinati tricoul cu aceasta pereche de saboti bulbucati in forma de peste (sau broasca sau ce naiba o fi):

EN: In keeping with this “aquatic” theme, I’d suggest wearing the T-shirt with a pair of goggle-eyed mules that look like a fish (or a frog or God knows what):

mule

Frumuseii astia costa “doar” 328€ pentru ca sunt Marc Jacobs. (Ii puteti cumpara de aici in caz ca… nu stiu…  va urati picioarele/ aveti planificata o excursie in Delta – caz in care as fi foarte atenta la pelicani!)
EN: These beauties will set you back a “mere” 328€ as they are by Marc Jacobs. (Buy them here – if you really hate your feet that much);

Si ce ziceti de o manusa de bucatarie in forma de rechin:
EN: And how about a shark-shaped oven mitt:

shark oven mitt“Jaws of Cooking” Shark Oven Mitt – 18$ at ModCloth, here. (The name adequately describes my feelings towards this particular household activity :));

Manusa de bucatarie “Falcile gatitului” – in gura fiarei, cum ar veni (ceea ce descrie perfect sentimentele mele fata de aceasta activitate casnica :)) – 18$ (aprox. 60 ron) la ModCloth, aici.

Sa aveti o saptamana frumoasa!

Have a great week!

Who’s Got the Bigger… Moustache?

moustache guysEleven Paris Johnny Depp Moustache Vest – 35£ at Asos, here, and Robert Pattinson Moustache T-Shirt – 40£ here;

Maiou cu Johnny Depp cu mustata – 35£ (aprox. 182 ron) la Asos, aici, si Tricou cu Robert Pattinson cu mustata – 40£ (aprox. 208 ron) aici.

Probabil ca sunteti la curent cu trendul “mustata” care dureaza deja de ceva timp si care pe mine m-a cucerit pe loc pentru ca imi aminteste de Hercule Poirot, unul din personajele mele favorite. (Posed un colier si o brosa mustata gigantica, pe care le puteti vedea in actiune aici si aici).

Iata acum o abordare un pic diferita a modei mustacioase, parca mai spre Salvador Dali decat Monsieur Poirot al meu (daca pot sa zic asa).

Totul bine si frumos (si paros) pana aici. Mai exact pana observam PRETUL celor doua articole vestimentare de mai sus: pe ce lume am ajuns sa traim, oameni buni, daca Johnny Depp mustacios e mai ieftin decat Robert Pattinson mustacios :)?!? OK, e o diferenta de doar 5£, explicabila de faptul ca Twilight boy e pe un tricou, iar bietul Johnny pe un amarat de maiou (de ce???), dar chiar si asa… SA-CRI-LE-GIU!!!

EN: You’re probably familiar with the moustache trend that’s been around for some time now. It was love at first sight for me, as it reminds me of Hercule Poirot, one of my favourite characters ever. (I own a moustache necklace and a huge moustache brooch, which you can see in action here and here).

The moustache-adorned items above approach the trend a little bit differently (more Salvador Dali than Monsieur Poirot, I’d say), but there’s nothing that special about the way they look.
What IS special though and what prompted me to write this post is the PRICING: what is the world coming to, folks, if the moustachioed Johnny Depp is cheaper than the similarly “embellished” Robert Pattinson :)?!? OK, it’s only a 5£ price difference, which may be accounted for by the fact that Twilight boy’s face is on a T-shirt, while poor Johnny only got a lousy vest (why???), but still… It’s SACRILEGE, that’s what it is!!!

Gata, mi-am baut ceaiul de sunatoare, m-am calmat (a fost o zi trista pentru mine cand Distonocalmul a inceput sa se dea pe reteta :)) si pot sa va arat ce chestii haioase cu mustati am descoperit in ultima vreme:

EN: Now that I’ve got the Johnny – Robert issue out of my chest (and for the record, it’s JOHNNIE who’s got the bigger moustache, ok?!? You got that, Twilight boy?), I can show you some of the cuter moustache accessories & stuff I’ve unearthed online lately:

1.

moustache dad broochAsos Limited Edition Moustache Dad Brooch – 8£ here;
Brosa cu tata mustacios – 8£ (aprox. 41 ron) la Asos, aici.

2.

boohoo black moustache shopper bagmint green moustache bag at boohoo

Large Moustache Shopper Bag in Black and Mint Green – 25£ at Boohoo, here;
Geanta mare cu mustata – neagra sau verde menta – 25£ (aprox. 130 ron) la Boohoo, aici.

2b.

moustache shopperTopshop Moustache Shopper Bag10£ here;
Sacosa cu imprimeu mustati – 10£ (aprox. 52 ron) la Topshop, aici.

3.

cercei mustata palarie si umbrela meli meloCercei mustata, palarie si umbrela – negri – 34,99 ron la Meli Melo, aici;
Black Hat, Umbrella and Moustache earrings – 7,80€ at Meli Melo, here.

moustache earrings2Melody Black Moustache Earrings – 5£ at Boohoo, here;
Cercei mustata negri – 5£ (aprox. 26 ron) la Boohoo, aici.

moustache earringsTopshop metal Multi Moustache Earring Pack – 6,50£ here;
Set de cercei in forma de mustata – 6,50£ (aprox. 34 ron) la Topshop, aici.

4.

inel mustata dublu albastru argintiu negruInel mustata dublu, din metal – albastru, argintiu si negru – 14,99 ron fiecare la Meli Melo, aici, aici si aici.

Blue, Silver and Black Double Moustache Ring – 3,30€ each at Meli Melo, here, here and here.

moustache ringEvil Eye and Moustache two ring set – 5£ at Boohoo, here;
Set format din inel Evil Eye si inel mustata – 5£ (aprox. 26 ron) la Boohoo, aici.

inel mustata Inel mustata Meli Melo – 30 ron la Fashion Up, aici;
Black Moustache ring – 6,70€ here.

moustache3Asos Limited Edition Glasses Moustache Ring – 6£ here;
Inel cu mustata si ochelari – 6£ (aprox. 32 ron) la Asos, aici.

5.

moustache purseAldo Luci Moustache print Purse – 8£ at Asos, here;
Portofel cu imprimeu mustata, marca Aldo – 8£ (aprox. 41 ron) la Asos, aici.

6.

bird broochNot for Ponies Mr. Bird Brooch – 9£ here;
BrosaDl. Pasaroi” (cu mustata, desigur) – 9£ (aprox. 47 ron) la Not for Ponies, aici.

7.

moustache scarfLoren Moustache Scarf – 8£ at Boohoo, here;
Esarfa cu imprimeu mustata – 8£ (aprox. 42 ron) la Boohoo, aici.

8.

moustache phone charmMoustache phone charm – 3£ at Topshop, here;
Accesoriu in forma de mustata pentru telefon – 3£ (aprox. 16 ron) la Topshop, aici.

9.

french pug necklaceNot for Ponies Necklace with French Pug (moustache & beret included, bien-sûr) – 12£ here;
Colier cu pandantiv mops francez (cu mustacioara si bereta, bien-sûr) – 12£ (aprox. 62 ron) la Not for Ponies, aici.

10.

moustache braceletAsos Chunky gold Bracelet with Moustache Charm – 8£ here;
Bratara cu mustata – 8£ (aprox. 41 ron) la Asos, aici.

11.

bonjour moustache watchAsos Bonjour Moustache Watch – 22£ here;
Ceas cu mustata – 22£ (aprox. 114 ron) la Asos, aici.

12.

moustache slipper shoesBelle suede look Black & Nude Moustache Slipper Shoes – 18£ and 10£, respectively, at Boohoo, here and here;
Mocasini stil papuci cu mustata, negri si nude/ bej – 18£ (aprox. 93 ron) and 10£ (aprox. 52 ron) la Boohoo, aici si aici.

13.

moustache necklaceWind-blown/ doubtful :) Moustache Necklace – 9£ at Not for Ponies, here;
Colier cu pandantiv mustata in vant/ neincrezatoare :) – 9£ (aprox. 47 ron) la Not for Ponies, aici.

black white pink moustache necklaceBlack/ white/ pink moustache necklace 8£ each at Boohoo, here;
Colier cu mustata neagra/ alba/ roz – 8£ (aprox. 41 ron) la Boohoo, aici.

moustache4Colier mustata – 50 ron la Quick 24, aici (cred ca este la fel cu cel de mai sus).

Nu vreau sa fiu acuzata ca nu v-am aratat suficiente coliere cu mustata (glumesc!), asa ca iacata inca unul:
EN: I don’t want to be accused of not presenting you with enough choice when it comes to moustache necklaces (I’m joking!), so here’s another one:

perspex moustache necklaceTatty Devine Perspex life size Moustache Necklace – 24£ here;
Colier cu mustata (in marime naturala) Tatty Devine – 24£ (aprox. 126 ron) aici.

14.

moustache women t shirtsWomen’s Moustache & Eyes T-shirt and Stone Moustache & Top Hat “Oui” T-shirt – 20£ and 25£, respectively, at Not for Ponies, here and here (the first one is also available for men, here);

Tricou cu mustata si ochi & Tricou “Oui” cu joben si mustata – 20£ (aprox. 104 ron) si 25£ (aprox. 130 ron) la Not for Ponies, aici si aici (primul este disponibil si pentru barbati, aici).

15.

Parca mustata nu-i mustata pana nu-i adaugi si un joben (sau o bereta, asa cum purta smechereste mopsul de mai sus):
EN: In my humble opinion a moustache does not attain its full potential unless it comes with a top hat (or a beret, such as the pug before was fashionably wearing):

top hat ringAsos Limited Edition Top Hat Ring – 6£ here;
Inel cu joben – 6£ (aprox. 31 ron) la Asos, aici.

15.

Un alt cuplu perfect este in viziunea mea cel mustata – papion:

standing moustache ringTatty Devine (yes, the Creators ofThe Lobster– be afraid, be veeeery afraid!)Perspex Standing Moustache ring – 9£ here;
Inel cu mustata din perspex Tatty Devine (da, creatorii Homarului Ucigas) – 9£ (aprox. 47 ron) aici.

As putea sa fac glume proaste in legatura cu pozitia “verticala” a mustatii, dar este sfanta noapte de ajunul Valentine’s Day, asa ca o sa ma abtin.
EN: I could make some bad jokes about the “standing” position of the moustache, but since it’s the holy night of Valentine’s Day eve when I’m writing this, I’ll just bite my tongue.

bow tie necklaceTatty Devine Perspex Bow Tie Necklace – 21£ here;
Colier cu papion – 21£ (aprox. 110 ron) aici.

16.

mens moustache t shirtFor HIM: Men’s Meh” irritated Turtle Man T-shirt & Buff body builder T-shirt with top hat and moustache – 25£ each at Not for Ponies, here and here;

Pentru EL: Tricou barbatesc cu testos iritat (si mustacios) & Tricou cu imprimeu culturist retro cu joben si mustata – 25£ fiecare (aprox. 130 ron) la Not for Ponies, aici si aici.

 

Si acum… In caz ca v-au placut mai mult de 3 din lucrurile mustacioase de mai sus (mie da!), poate ca e timpul sa trecem la lucruri serioase. Poate ca e timpul pentru ……………

………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

EN: And now…(the end is near….)… In case you’ve fancied more than 3 of the moustache items above (I know I have!), maybe it’s time to stop fooling around and take things seriously. Maybe it’s time for ………………………………………………………….

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

17.

moustache grower's guide 2The Moustache Grower’s Guide Book – 6£ at Asos, here;
Ghid de crestere si ingrijire a mustatii (cu peste 30 de tipuri de mustata :) !!!) – 6£ (aprox. 31 ron) la Asos, aici.

 

O sa va anunt negresit daca imi iese freza MARIO :)!
EN: I will definitely let you know if I manage to get THE MARIO right :)!

 

Happy moustache shopping (or growing :))!

 

You Animal!

Haine si accesorii cu animalute. Din nou :):
EN: Clothes and accessories with animals. Yes, again :):

1.

badger t shirt 2Asos T-shirt with Badger Scarf Print – 18£ here;
Tricou cu imprimeu bursuc – 18£ (aprox. 93 ron) la Asos, aici.

In caz ca ati ratat ocazia de a va imbogati garderoba cu un tricou cu guler de vulpe (imprimat), iata ca acum aveti sansa sa va achizitionati ceva si mai chic, si anume un tricou cu guler de… bursuc.

EN: In case you missed the opportunity to grace your wardrobe with a T-shirt with fox wrap, here’s your chance to get your hands on something even more chic: a T-shirt with… badger wrap. Yeah, b?%@es, get all The Wind in the Willows on their asses :)!

2.

hedgehog mittens mixAsos Hedgehog Mittens – 7£ here;
Manusi cu un deget in forma de arici – 7£ (aprox. 36 ron) la Asos, aici.

Tot pe baza de blanita (de data asta artificiala, nu imaginara) puteti alege aceste manusi in forma de arici, care merg de minune cu o esarfa cu – desigur – arici:

EN: In keeping with the furry theme (only this time it’s artificial, not imaginary), you can also choose a pair of hedgehog mittens. They’d be perfect with this hedgehog scarf, naturally:

3.

hedgehog scarfAsos Hedgehog Print Snood – 10,50£ here;
Esarfa cu arici (Pogonici) – 10,50£ (aprox. 54 ron) la Asos, aici (rimeaza).

4.

snake mittensAsos (friendly) Snake Mittens – 7£ here;
Manusi in forma de sarpe (prietenos) – 7£ (aprox. 36 ron) la Asos, aici.

In caz ca va place pielea de sarpe :).
Pentru o experienta paradisiaco-(de)cazuta, atunci cand le purtati, folositi negresit si crema cu mar pe capac sau accesorizati-le cu o brosa  “pacatoasa” :) :

EN: In case you like snake print :).
Be a true Eve and use something apple-related when you wear them :) :

apple creamSteamCream 3 in 1 Moisturiser Glasgow Tin – 13£ at Asos, here;
Crema SteamCream 3 in 1 (fata, corp si maini) – 13£ (aprox. 67 ron) la Asos, aici.

apple broochBrose mar din metal de la Meli Melo – 20 ron aici si 10 ron aici;
Apple Brooches from Meli Melo – 4,40€ here and 2,20€ here.

5.

rain mac with earsAsos Rain Mac with Ears – 50£ here;
Haina de ploaie cu urechi – 50£ (aprox. 260 ron) la Asos, aici.

Aici ramane la latitudinea voastra ce animalut/ insecta/ creatura extraterestra doriti sa fiti, urechiusele lasa loc interpretarilor.

EN: Here it’s up to you what animal/ insect/ alien creature you want to be, as the ears on this rain mac leave plenty of room for interpretation.

6.

geanta pandaGeanta Ursulet Panda – 40 ron la Meli Melo, aici;
Panda Bear Satchel Bag – 8,90€ at Meli Melo, here.

6.1.

panda wearing glasses and bow tie sweat top sweaterPanda with glasses and bow tie Sweat Top – 38£ at Asos, here;
Bluza cu ursulet Panda cu ochelari si papion – 38£ (aprox. 197 ron) la Asos, aici.

7.

tortoise ring and necklaceTatty Devine Tortoise Ring and Necklace – 35£ each at Asos, here and here (remember Tatty Devine’s killer lobster necklace :)?)

Inel si colier cu pandantiv broasca testoasa marca Tatty Devine (creatorii “homarului ucigas” :)) – 35£ (aprox. 182 ron) fiecare la Asos, aici si aici.

8.

little miss bunny flatsAsos Little Miss bunny/ rabbit/ mouse face Ballet Flats in nude and black, 25£ each, get them here and here;
Balerini iepuras/ soricel cu mustati si urechi, nude/ crem sau negri – 25£ (aprox. 130 ron) la Asos, aici si aici.

balerini negri din piele intoarsa cu soricel din cristale swarovskiBalerini cu soricel din cristale Swarovski; sunt din piele intoarsa si costa 400 ron la Corso Como, aici.

9.

leopard bunny ears headbandAsos Leopard Bunny Ears Headband – 8£ here;
Bentita cu urechi cu imprimeu leopard (dar in forma de urechi de iepuras, na :)!) – 8£ (aprox. 41 ron) la Asos, aici.

Grrrrrrrr!!!

Vorba proverbului: iepurasul isi schimba blanita, dar naravul, ba! (Al naibii pervers!)

(In caz ca va plac, aici gasiti un articol intreg numai cu bentite cu urechi de toate soiurile si animalele. /// EN: In case you fancy them, here is an entire post dedicated to ears headbands.)

10.

tricou cu iepuras iepure marinarTricou cu iepuras marinar – 29 ron la Mini Prix, aici.

How cute is that :) ?!? Trendul nautic at is best!

11.

dog sweaterElizabeth Lau for Asos Dog & Bone Jumper – 22,50£ here;
Pulover cu caine – 22,50£ (aprox. 117 ron) la Asos, aici.

12.

pug bagRed Angel Pug shopper bag – 10£ at Not for Ponies, here;
Sacosa rosie cu caine mops angelic :) – 10£ (aprox. 52 ron) la Not for Ponies, aici.

De cand am descoperit site-ul Not for Ponies am facut o pasiune pentru mopsi! Mi se pare superdragalasa sacosa asta si cred ca are si potential de cadou de Valentine’s Day dat fiind ca e rosie, cu mopsul inaripat in rol de Cupidon :).

EN: I’ve developed a passion for pugs since I discovered Not for Ponies!
This bag could be a cute Valentine’s Day present considering that it’s red, with the winged pug as a wrinkly Cupid :).

13.

pig t shirt

Brat & Suzie Pig in Boots Burn Out T-Shirt – 28£ at Asos, here;
Tricou cu purcel – 28£ (aprox. 145 ron) la Asos, aici.

Daca exista Motanul Incaltat, de ce n-ar exista si Purcelul Incaltat (sau Povestea Porcului Incaltat, desi gasesc cam insensibil si vulgar cuvantul “porc”)?
Sau, mai pe engleza, daca exista “pig in a blanket” (= purcel in patura, adica carnaciori inveliti in foitaj), de ce sa nu fie si “pig in boots” (= purcel in ghete)? O utilizare mult mai prietenoasa (si dietetica) a purcelului, zic eu :).

EN: If there’s a Puss in Boots, whyever shouldn’t there be a Pig in Boots as well, right? Also, “Pig in Boots” looks like a much better place for a pig to be than “pig in a blanket“…

14.

swansAsos Skater Dress with Ballet Wrap in Swan print – 25£ here & Asos Blazer in Swan print – 35£ here;

Rochie petrecuta cu imprimeu lebede – 25£ (aprox. 130 ron) la Asos, aici, si Jacheta Asos cu imprimeu lebede – 35£ (aprox. 180 ron) aici.

15.

rochie cu imprimeu lebede lebada cu un umar gol miniprixRochie cu imprimeu lebede, cu un umar gol – 55 ron la Miniprix, aici.

Ce poate fi mai nimerit decat un imprimeu cu lebede dupa unul cu porc :)?!? Nu ni se tot spune prin reviste sa nu fim previzibile in vestimentatie? Voilà!
EN: What can be more appropriate than swan print after the pig above :)?!? You know what fashions magazines always say: be unpredictable, keep your critics guessing… So voilà!

16.

penguinsSugarhill Boutique BluePenguins in LoveBlouse – 35£ here;
Bluza albastra cu imprimeu “pinguini indragostiti” – 35£ (aprox. 180 ron) la Sugarhill Boutique, aici.

Grey Penguin Love Blouse with Peter Pan collar – 18£ here;
Bluza gri cu guler Peter Pan si imprimeu “pinguini indragostiti” – 18£ (aprox. 93 ron) aici.

Rust/ burgundy Penguins in Love Shift Dress – 55£ here;
Rochie caramizie/ bordo cu imprimeu “pinguini indragostiti” – 55£ (aprox. 280 ron) aici.

Imprimeul cu “pinguini indragostiti” – perfect pentru Valentine’s Day!
EN: Penguins in love, perfect for Valentine’s Day!

17.

parrot earringsAsos Limited Edition Parrot Earrings – unfortunately sold out (here);
Cercei in forma de papagal – deocamdata stocul e epuizat (aici).

Cerceii astia cu papagal un pic mirat s-au vandut aproape imediat ce au aparut la Asos, dar n-am putut rezista sa vi-i arat, pe mine ma bufneste rasul de fiecare data cand vad poza!

EN: These slightly baffled parrot earrings tragically sold out almost immediately after they appeared on the Asos website, but I couldn’t resist showing them to you, they make me laugh every time I see them!

18.

colier cu pandantiv bufnitaColier cu pandantiv bufnita – 29,99 ron la Meli Melo, aici;
Owl necklace – 6,70€ here.

19.

batsSugarhill BoutiqueFlight of the BatKhaki/ Black Dress – 26£ here;
Rochie kaki cu imprimeu “zborul liliacului” – 26£ (aprox. 135 ron) la Sugarhill Boutique, aici.

Flight of the Bat” Tan/ Black sleeveless peplum Shirt – 18£ here;
Bluza peplum bej/ negru cu imprimeu lilieci – 18£ (aprox. 93 ron) aici.

Flight of the Bat” Khaki Blouse – 39£ here;
Bluza kaki cu imprimeu lilieci – 39£ (aprox. 200 ron) aici.

Imprimeu cu lilieci pentru un look gotic – sau cel putin asa spun cei de la Sugarhill Boutique in prezentare.
EN: Bat print for a batty look :). (The official interpretation is goth-chic. Whichever way you prefer).

20.

bats purseKate Sheridan Bats Print Purse – 14£ at Asos, here;
Portofel cu imprimeu lilieci – 14£ (aprox. 73 ron) la Asos, aici.

Daca va intrebati cu ce se poate accesoriza bluza sau rochia cu lilieci, iata raspunsul: un portofel cu lilieci, normal!!!
EN: If you were wondering how to accessorize the bat print shirt or dress, wonder no more: the answer is a bat print purse. Well, duuh!

Daca tot am adus vorba de lilieci, trebuie sa va spun ca pentru mine au o semnificatie aparte. Pe la 5-6 ani am compus o frumoasa poezie care suna cam asa: “Prin salcami, prin lilieci, prin tufisurile reci/ Trec baieti si fete/ Sa culeaga margarete”. (Este vorba, evident, de celalalt fel de liliac – floarea -, dar in mintea mea de atunci cele doua sensuri se confundau oarecum). Evident ca bunica mea s-a laudat la toata familia si cunoscutii cu talentele mele artistice, pentru ca apoi sa se dovedeasca ca poezia era de fapt un plagiat ordinar, o compilatie a mai multor poezii care mi se citeau in mod repetat. (Bunica mea este insa in negare si acum privind plagiatul si citeaza adesea “capodopera” la diverse sarbatori in familie).

21.

bite me topAsos Bite Me Jumper – 10,50£ here;
Pulover inscriptionat “Bite Me” (= Musca-ma) – 10,50£ (aprox. 54 ron) la Asos, aici.

Nu e cu animalut propriu-zis, dar ceva cu colti tot se insinueaza…buhuhu…si se potriveste si el de minune cu ceva pe baza de lilieci.
EN: There’s no actual animal in sight here, but it does sound “fangy” (unless, of course, you want to read it as “f%*$ck off”) and it’s definitely in keeping with the batty theme above :).

22.

howling wolf skirtSugarhill BoutiqueHowling WolfSkirt – 21£ here;
Fusta cu imprimeu “lupi urland la luna” – 21£ (aprox. 110 ron) la Sugarhill Boutique, aici.

Ceva care are cu adevarat colti de data asta – imprimeu cu “lupi urland la luna” in caz ca aveti o seara mai proasta :).
EN: A more obvious reference to fangs this time – the “Howling Wolf” print in case you’re having a rough night :).

23.

tricou cu imprimeu lup miniprix ieftinTricou cu imprimeu lup, din bumbac – 33 ron la MiniPrix, aici.

Un tricou pentru femeia puternica, pentru ca zice “I’m not a wolf in sheep’s clothing, I’m a wolf in wolf’s clothing” – adica “Nu sunt un lup in blana de oaie, ci un lup in blana de lup”. Grrrr!!! :)

Happy shopping!